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The Lehigh Valley Cheesesteaks Are Coming

Somehow I knew that the Stockton Ports’ homage to asparagus wouldn’t start a trend of minor league baseball teams wearing jerseys and paying tribute to healthy foods. And indeed, the healthy streak is over at one. Leave it to the team that has an alternate hat depicting a strip of bacon to get us all […]

Get ready to celebrate asparagus with the Stockton Ports

Not all food related baseball nights have to feature artery clogging goodness. Sometimes, baseball can be good for you. Just ask the Stockton Ports, who will hold “asparagus night” on May 21st: Oh boy, those jerseys. I kinda love them. I’d wear vegetables sooner than I’d eat them. But the jerseys scare me a little […]

Chris Sale has the diet we all aspire to have

Okay, so it isn’t the healthiest diet in the world. But Chris Sale of the White Sox has the diet every little kid would love to have when they grow up, but they can’t because they’re not major league baseball players who work out like lunatics and have the metabolism of a hummingbird. In fact, […]

Jaromir Jagr has a huge caffeine addiction

Remember when Jaromir Jagr charmed us all by telling us that his one vice was Diet Coke? Well good news, he kicked the habit last year for lent. “I drank it every day, I would have five a day at least,” he said—he tried it again after Easter. He hated the taste so much that […]

Conor McGregor is in pancake form to complete your life

So here’s a fun way to get ready for UFC 196’s main event: Conor McGregor and Nate Diaz as pancakes: Dr. Dancake is the one person that can say he flattened two of the most talented ultimate fighters in the world like pancakes. And it’s too bad that Dr. Dancake’s works, which

Russell Westbrook Wins Friends And Influences Teammates With Free In-N-Out Burgers

Russell Westbrook was obviously on a mission on Monday night, scoring 20 points, ripping down 13 rebounds and dishing out 15 assists in the Thunder’s 131-116 victory over Sacramento. After Saturday night’s heartbreaker against Steph Curry and Golden State, Somebody was going to pay, and that somebody was Sacramento. You know who else paid? Westbrook […]

Yoenis Cespedes Will Risk His Lamborghini To Avoid Square Waffles

Yoenis Cespedes has been making a splash during spring training. Not so much regarding how far he’s hitting the baseball in batting practice, or how he’s adjusting to life as primarily a center fielder, but for the cars that he has been driving to spring training. He has driven a different car to camp each […]

Peyton Manning introduced to craft beer

It was the feel good story in sports. Peyton Manning rides into the sunset on a wave of excellent defense and offensive guile and takes with him a Super Bowl trophy. And then he used his crowning moment to turn back into Troy McClure and sell us food and beer with the same guile that he […]

Kevin Kiermaier attempted to eat a steak bigger than his head

Give Kevin Kiermaier credit: He never shies away from the big challenge. For example, he could have watched that home run go over his head and nobody would have said a word. But he went for it. And this happened: Kiermaier takes the same life philosophy into his meals. He didn’t have to try to […]

Real gold on a sausage? Only at the Super Bowl

There’s a football game this Sunday. You might have heard of it. It’s the National Football League’s homage to excess and bloatedness: the Super Bowl. Of course this one is special … so special that the game is using the Arabic “50” rather than the Roman Numeral “L”. It’s the golden anniversary of the big […]

The Cleveland Indians are changing the hot dog game

We’re getting to that time where the major league and minor league baseball teams debut their new food items for the coming season. It’s our “bread and butter”, so to speak. The Cleveland Indians have already announced some new food items for the new season, and one hot dog in particular caught our eye: Wait […]

John Klingberg Has A Burger With Crunch

Okay, so that’s a bad pun. But in our efforts to bring you news about burgers named after athletes (and not just the ones who get ’em for getting fired or doing something dumb), we bring you Dallas Stars defenseman John Klingberg and his new burger “The Klingberger” (he really has a good name for […]

Southern Miss Served A Doughnut Bacon Cheeseburger And All Rejoiced

The Southern Miss Golden Eagles dropped to 5-12 tonight after an eleven point loss to Louisiana Tech. But the real winners were the 240 people who bought a delectable creation by the joint forces of heaven and hell … Yup. A doughnut bacon cheeseburger. At 5-12, you have to find some way of getting fans […]

Yoenis Cespedes Can Get Crab Legs For Life

Yoenis Cespedes lifted the Mets on his back and brought them to the playoffs for the first time in nine years. And he did it in his walk year, which you would think would make the world his oyster. And while it’s January 16th and Cespedes hasn’t found a job yet, he does have a […]

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