FOXBORO, MA – NOVEMBER 08: Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots looks on after the Patriots 27-10 win over the Washington Redskins at Gillette Stadium on November 8, 2015 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)

Tom Brady Is Guilty, According To 7-Eleven

Tom Brady went through the appeals process for deflate-gate, and was exonerated of his crimes of being “generally aware” of lower PSI levels in footballs. But that means nothing to a 7-Eleven in Aurora, CO. They make their feelings clear on their receipts:

I guess Brady isn’t getting free loaded Doritos in Aurora anytime soon. Not that there will be any left by the time Brady gets to the area in late November to play the Denver Broncos because … you know. Colorado. But good on you, 7-Eleven … for responding to the matter with your own special brand of vigilante justice.

I mean, come on, 7-Eleven. Brady is already pissed off at the league for ruining his off season and he’s lying every one of his opponents in his wake this season. Do you really want him to be extra mad at the Broncos and beat them 57-3? Now granted, half of that might be the result of pick sixes by Peyton Manning, but still. Save yourself, Colorado … SAVE YOURSELF!!!

Picture of Tom Brady looking all p-o’d courtesy of Maddie Meyer/Getty Images

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