What do you get when you combine monster movies and food? Wait, why would anyone want to do that? Why would anyone think to do that? I don’t know, but before you start thinking about edible ectoplasm or something like that, the Fresno Grizzlies have something interesting for you, and it’s coming tomorrow. Get ready for the hot dog crust pizza:
The #Frankenslice and an in-park Haunted House. You’ll want to be here May 21. Tickets || http://t.co/jiy7F5xVMq pic.twitter.com/7kQ6JlVb1G
— Fresno Grizzlies (@FresnoGrizzlies) May 19, 2015
That’s right kids, it’s a pizza with a crust that envelops a hot dog. The “Frankenslice”, if you will. It’s coming on Thursday for their game against the Nashville Sounds for … wait for it … Frankenstein Night. (Aptly named.) When I saw that it was the Fresno Grizzlies that were doing this, a bell went off in my head. I thought something sounded familiar with them and food. And then I went to the way back machine and remembered that the Grizzlies came up with this:
That’s right … The Schwab. The hamburger with no less than 17,000 ingredients and toppings, including a hot dog. So yes, the Fresno Grizzlies will put hot dogs in everything. Soon there will be hot dogs in your chicken fingers, your rib tips, and your ice cream. Because why just have food when you could have food with hot dogs? Right?
Right?
#Frankenslice test run No. 2. Not captured is the first pizza that was devoured by the front office in 5 minutes. pic.twitter.com/6Ees6zl0Qv
— Fresno Grizzlies (@FresnoGrizzlies) May 19, 2015
Oh Fresno … what won’t you do with hot dogs? And should I have asked that?
(Image courtesy mlb.com)
